Contest (closed), Contest (closed), Contest (closed)!!

Sexy Adam models his "I Got Slaughtered" t-shirt. Sorry, ladies, this handsome chap is already spoken for!
HOW TO GET YOUR VERY OWN
"I GOT SLAUGHTERED"
T-SHIRT:
Sorry, this contest is closed.
  1. Buy a copy of Fractured


  2. Send in your original receipt or original packing slip for online orders (no photo copies). (please be sure to mark out any credit card or payment information unless you want me and Webmaster Beth to go on a shopping spree)


  3. Clearly print your name and mailing address on a piece of paper.


  4. Specify whether or not you want a large or extra large (first come, first serve!)
PLEASE NOTE!!! Though the onsale date for Fractured is July 29th in the US, PLEASE BE AWARE that some stores put out the books ahead of publication and we cannot control this! Also, the UK publication date contest is now closed. And the contest for The Rest of the World is also closed. All y'all need to keep up on these deadlines better!!

All the small print applies, which is basically to warn you that this is my contest and I am generally lazy about doing things, so if it takes you six weeks to get your t-shirt, don't be surprised. When they're gone, they're gone and you're outta luck. We promise we won't sell your address to anyone or send you crap in the mail (other than the t-shirt!), but please be aware that we might make fun of your name or use your receipt for untoward practices.

ALSO NOTE: The pet photo contest is over with, but take a look at those wacky pets of my readers!